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Truth vs. Happiness 

63%
102 deviants said I would rather live knowing the depressing or unremarkable truth.
37%
61 deviants said I would rather live in a deluded happiness.

Burritos: what do you think about them? 

79%
66 deviants said I love burritos. I am a wonderful human and I am amazing in bed.
21%
18 deviants said I do not like burritos. I am racist and I punch kittens.

You are presented with an orange button. If you press it, a screen on the front will tell you exactly when you are, unavoidably, going to die. 

56%
160 deviants said I won't press the button.
44%
124 deviants said I'll press the button.

What type of zombie are you? 

61%
236 deviants said Viral - Created by biological weapons research outbreak; fast moving, noisy, and blood-thirsty. Never stealthy, but psychologically terrifying.
39%
153 deviants said Necro - Dead flesh ressurected by unknown forces; slow moving, but notoriously persistent. Always silent at the right moments; otherwise, moaning.

You are underwater, being hunted by a leviathan; a sinking gypsy boat passes by, only giving you enough time to grab one of the assorted goodies inside. You are wearing a diving suit. 

23%
88 deviants said Harpoon gun
15%
56 deviants said Subsurface grenade
14%
53 deviants said 30-second rocket boots
11%
42 deviants said Cyanide pill
10%
36 deviants said Mittens
9%
34 deviants said Pack of twelve multicultural daggers
6%
22 deviants said Deep water life jacket
4%
16 deviants said Quarterstaff
4%
16 deviants said Spikey knee pads
3%
12 deviants said Neutral-buoyancy riot shield

Zombies attack; you are in a room full of weapons, but you only have one arm and you don't have any pockets, so you can only take one with you. 

40%
170 deviants said Crowbar
19%
82 deviants said Pistol
13%
56 deviants said Prosthetic arm
7%
29 deviants said Bottle full of wasps
6%
25 deviants said Broken machete
5%
19 deviants said Iron knuckle
4%
17 deviants said Kite with razors on the ends
3%
11 deviants said Nun-chuck
2%
10 deviants said Jack-o-Lantern
1%
3 deviants said Pane of glass

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Which one is it, then? 

61%
59 deviants said Grey
39%
37 deviants said Gray

The super power you had ordered has arrived in the mail - what is it? 

29%
115 deviants said Ghost - Walk through walls, become invisible
22%
88 deviants said Time - Stop or accelerate time (no going backwards, machinery does not work in frozen time)
18%
73 deviants said Flight - Fly three times as fast as you can run
10%
39 deviants said Force - Telekinesis strong enough to lift a small car (you cannot move yourself or anything you are standing on)
10%
39 deviants said Chef - Cook delicious meals
7%
26 deviants said Strength - Punch with the force of two hundred hundred elephants, jump five stories high, impress women
5%
18 deviants said Speed - Run twice as fast as a commercial jet, bugs never hit your face

Most terrifying: 

35%
149 deviants said Nuclear weapons
23%
101 deviants said Man-sized centipedes
19%
81 deviants said Black holes
6%
24 deviants said Krakens
5%
23 deviants said Tornados
4%
19 deviants said Asteroids
3%
13 deviants said Moon people
3%
12 deviants said Tsunamis
2%
8 deviants said Tigers

You die - reincarnation proves to be true. You come back as one of the following (retaining your human intelligence): 

34%
127 deviants said Protozoan
22%
84 deviants said Earthworm
20%
75 deviants said Leech
10%
38 deviants said Slug
9%
34 deviants said Tapeworm
5%
19 deviants said Maggot

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*iPead Apr 22, 2013   General Artist
Thanks for the watch <3
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*LaJolly Apr 17, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Hey wow, thanks for the watch. c:
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~caly-graphie Apr 1, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Oooh Thanks for the watch !!
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:iconeleathyra:
I found your Griddle - brilliant, thanks.

Here is my first (unfinished) scribble using it: [link]
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~hision Feb 12, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch and fav!!
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